gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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