i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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