im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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