I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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