please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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