no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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