Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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