I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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