Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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