he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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