bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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