ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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