I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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