i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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