And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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