I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
two words...techno handjob
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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