He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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