What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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