After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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