do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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