I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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