So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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