With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
NoShamevember. You game?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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