phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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