He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
