My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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