Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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