do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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