If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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