Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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