your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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