That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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