I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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