the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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