that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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