Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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