Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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