Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
A+ Viking dick
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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