even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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