Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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