Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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