I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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