All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Houston, we have a squirter
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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