I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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