Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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