Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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