oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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