dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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