Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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