We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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