Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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