I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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