Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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