It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
