so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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